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“Our next goal is a town hall style debate between Paris, McCain and that sea creature that washed up in Montauk.”
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“I am not, nor have I ever been, a member of the Nazi party.” - The Montauk Monster
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“bitch, you don’t know me.” - The Montauk Monster
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“I am not a monster.” - John McCain
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Finally, the Jewish Journal weighs in.
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“Mike Vick did this to me.” - Montauk Monster
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Theory: Is the Monster Steve Guttenberg’s attempt at a comeback?
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